Skier wearing the Two Teeth Tony ski mask with mirrored goggles Skier wearing the Two Teeth Tony ski mask with mirrored goggles

Ski as someone worse.

Photo-printed, fleece-lined ski masks with faces that make the whole lift line lose it. Fits under your helmet, goggles sit right over the eye slot.

Loved by skiers who don't take themselves too seriously
Fleece-linedWarm on the chairlift
Helmet-readyThin, stretchy shell
Goggle-friendlyWide eye slot
Tracked shippingTracking link by email
Bring the whole crew

Bring the whole crew

Three faces, one chairlift. Mix and match Tony, Old Man Winter and The Instructor so every friend on the trip gets their own character.

Mix and match
Looks like a joke. Works like a real balaclava.

Looks like a joke. Works like a real balaclava.

Warm, thin enough for a helmet, and cut with a wide eye slot so your goggles seal properly. You get the laughs without giving up a single run.

Shell
4-way stretch polyester with a sublimated photo print
Lining
Brushed fleece on the face and neck
Warmth
Comfortable down to around -12 Β°C / 10 Β°F
Eye slot
Wide cut, made for ski goggles
Neck
Long gaiter that tucks into your jacket
Fit
One size fits most adults
Care
Machine wash cold, hang dry
Pick your face

Spotted on the mountain

Real skiers, real lift lines, real confused strangers.

4.8
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My coworker screamed

Opened the mailer at my desk and my coworker actually screamed. Wore it Saturday and got three high-fives before first chair.

Emma L. Vermontβœ“ Verified buyerTwo Teeth Tony
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Dad refuses to take it off

Bought Old Man Winter for my dad as a joke. He's worn it every ski day this month and the liftie asked if he needed help loading.

Jake M. Michiganβœ“ Verified buyerOld Man Winter
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Guys' trip uniform

Got all three for our annual trip. Warm, stretchy, helmets go right over them. Nobody at the base lodge knew what to do with us.

Tyler B. Coloradoβœ“ Verified buyerTwo Teeth Tony, Old Man Winter, The Instructor
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Barista lasted two seconds

The barista held it together for about two seconds. The fleece inside is legit warm on a windy morning too.

Sophie R. Utahβœ“ Verified buyerOld Man Winter
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Goggles seal fine

Rode lifts all morning in the moustache. Goggles sit fine over the eye slot and the lift operator could not look at me.

Dave R. Ontarioβœ“ Verified buyerThe Instructor
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Best après photo ever

Best photo we've taken on a ski trip. Minus one star because my buddy got the better face.

Marcus T. Idahoβœ“ Verified buyerTwo Teeth Tony, Old Man Winter
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Stopped for photos

Walked out of the rental shop and a total stranger asked for a picture. Fits under my helmet with no pressure points.

Chris P. British Columbiaβœ“ Verified buyerTwo Teeth Tony
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Sister-in-law couldn't breathe

She was crying laughing the whole walk to the gondola. Fabric breathes better than I expected on groomers.

Luke H. Montanaβœ“ Verified buyerOld Man Winter
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Survived six washes

Cold wash, hang dry. Print still looks the same after six washes. Only wish the neck was a little longer.

Ana G. Californiaβœ“ Verified buyerThe Instructor
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Best gift I've given

Got Tony for my brother's birthday. He has worn it every single day of his season pass.

Rachel K. New Yorkβœ“ Verified buyerTwo Teeth Tony
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Snug on a big head

I'm at the top of the size range so it's snug, but it stays put all day. Still wearing it.

Owen D. Washingtonβœ“ Verified buyerOld Man Winter
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Kids think grandpa got weirder

Wore it to pick the kids up from ski school. The actual instructors wanted to know where I got it.

Mike S. Wyomingβœ“ Verified buyerThe Instructor

Questions from the lift line

Will it fit under my helmet?

Yes. The shell is thin stretch polyester, so it sits flat under any standard ski or snowboard helmet without changing the fit.

Can I breathe through it?

The mouth is printed, not cut out, but the fabric is breathable and works like any balaclava. If you run hot, pull the face down under your chin between runs.

Do my goggles fit over the eye slot?

The eye slot is cut wide so the goggle foam sits evenly on the fabric and seals properly.

What size should I get?

One size fits most adults. The 4-way stretch fabric adapts to your head, and it's snug on purpose so it stays in place all day.

How warm is it?

It has a brushed fleece lining against your face and neck and keeps you comfortable down to around -12 Β°C (10 Β°F).

How do I wash it?

Machine wash cold and hang dry. The print is sublimated into the fabric, so it won't crack or peel.

When will my order arrive?

You'll see the estimated delivery dates on the product page before you buy, and you'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.